A donkey is what I shall have.

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missbecca-berry:

I seriously made a joke the other day when our class was headed to the forum for a meeting and someone tripped and fell and people laughed. I said, “A funny thing happened on the way to the forum.” and started laughing really loud. My friends just looked at me like I had been replaced with an alien :/

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• Question: Perfect day? - altusarcanum
• Answer:

  I wake up to see the sun shining.  I get out of bed and put on a cute spring dress and go outside to meet up with friends.  Sit on the grass, read a book, go for a swim or a walk… I feel at peace.  And I go to bed that night tired, not because my day was trying or hard, but because I was completed and full of happiness.

• Question: Why wake up in the morning? - Anonymous
• Answer:

  Because if you just slept all the time, it would be no different than being dead.  So I get up knowing that I am alive as it is a privilege not a right. And when death comes for me, I will greet him as an old friend.

• Question: Who can you rely on unconditionally? - Anonymous
• Answer:

  No one.  Everyone falls through, no matter how hard they try, everyone fucks up.  Even me.  I can’t always rely on myself, because I over think things & plan too much.  Nobody else cares enough about me, or has the time to be my “unconditionally reliable” person.  And that’s okay, because it’s not meant to be perfect, so why should I worry about that?  I have people who I can go to with lots of different stuff like my aunt, my girls, my brother.  But I would never confide solely in or solely on, one person because experience has taught me, they eventually break or crack.  So I wouldn’t risk it.

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welcometothesoundofprettyodd:

AND SUGAR WE’RE GOING DOWN SWINGING

I’LL BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET 

ALUDIGA CORNFLAKES COCKITEN BOOLA 

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• Question: 49 - Anonymous
• Answer:

  Something I should have said a long time ago:

  “I’m gay, or well, mostly gay?  Kinda gay?  4.5? Pan romantic lesbian?”

  “I don’t trust people because of you, but if I still talked to you or was still friends with you, I’d probably be even more fucked up than I already am.  So thanks…I guess.”

  “I terrified that I’m going to be hurt, not in a physical or emotional sense, I honestly don’t know what kinda sense, but I’m scared none the less.”

tastefullyoffensive:

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• Question: 2, 38. - thenameisnicholas
• Answer:

  2. I’m really bad at not being awkward…that make’s sense right?  I’m just an awkward fuck all the time…

  

  I’m also quite terrible typing, I never learned how to properly type, I have to look at the keys as I type cuz I don’t type properly…

  38. I’m really good at being logical and giving people a sense of reality/reality check (or at least I hope so).

  I’m also an excellent hugger (or so I’ve heard)…